Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Urdu SMS, Urdu Shayari SMS, Romatic SMS In Urdu

Urdu SMS, Urdu Shayari SMS, Romatic SMS In Urdu

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Kuch keh nahi sakta,
Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta,
Kash wo samaj pata is dil ki awaz,
Ki koi hai jo bin
Tumhare reh nahi Sakta..........

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Double Meaning SMS, Urdu Naughty SMS, Urdu Funny SMS

Double Meaning SMS, Urdu Naughty SMS, Urdu Funny SMS

Hello Friends,

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.

Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.

Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain....

Bolo Kya?
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Tooth Brush..

Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Cards, Eid SMS & Greeting Cards

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Cards, Eid SMS And Greeting Cards







Karwa lo maaf apne gunah ko
Mil jao gale dusmanu se,


Do Garibon ko Jakat Fitr,

Mubarak Hu sabko Eid-ul-Fitr


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IS SAAL EID KA MAZA HI KUCH AUR HEY

IS SAAL EID KA MAZA HI KUCH AUR HEY

KYON NA HO CHARO AUR FIZA HI KUCH AUR HEY


MUDDAT KE BAAD,... AAJ JO MILA HI KUCH AUR HEY


GAYE WOH DIN DOSTON SE MILA KARTE THE
GAYE WOH DIN DOSTON SE MILA KARTE THE


AAJ K BAAD SAMAANE WAFA HI KUCH AUR HEY

SAAMANE WAFA HI KUCH AUR HEY
SAAMANE WAFA HI KUCH AUR HEY
SAAMANE WAFA HI KUCH AUR HEY

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Urdu SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, Funny SMS Jokes, Jokes SMS, Free Jokes SMS

Urdu SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, Funny SMS Jokes, Jokes SMS, Free Jokes SMS


1)  Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon De Rahain Hain?

Lion (Ajit) : Very Simple Robert, Zamana Prepaid ka hai, Pehle Saza Bhugtu Bad main Galti Karo.

2)  Do Mendak Baat Kar Rahe the:

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Yaar Kuch bhi kar topic mat change kar

Inn SMS ko free main apne doston main bhejne ke liye www.freevoipcalls.org par jaiye aur Free SMS search kijiye.

Friday, August 28, 2009

PG Urdu SMS, free international sms, free urdu sms, send urdu sms

PG Urdu SMS, free international sms, free urdu sms, send urdu sms

Kya app apne computer per bhite bhite free international sms bhejna chahtain hain. Urdu-sms.blogspot.com ke zariye app sms ko copy karke apne rishtai daron aur friends ko free main sms kar saktain hain.

Just log karain sendmenow.com aur bhejain free sms apne doston ko.....

Free SMS

1) Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?

:)

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Friendship Sms, Funny Urdu SMS, Funny Sher, Sher SMS, Shayari SMS

Friendship Sms, Funny Urdu SMS, Funny Sher, Sher SMS, Shayari SMS

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin.....

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Main kehta hun.....

hain

na........

Dollars $

Pounds

Dinars


2) Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....

Funny SMS, Cool SMS, Free SMS, Funny Urdu SMS

Funny SMS, Cool SMS, Free SMS, Funny Urdu SMS

Today is Underwear Day

Tumne ajj konsi underwear pahni hain

Tell me the colour

No reply means......
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no underwear
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Reply with the colour soon :)

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Urdu SMS - Shayari SMS - SMS

Urdu SMS - Shayari SMS - SMS


ABCD ME zIDAGI

A
Aitebar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
enayat


F
faisla

G
Gham

H
humdam

I
intezaar

J
Justaju

K
khayal

L
lamhey

M
mohabbat

N
narazgi

O
omeed

P
Piyar

Q
qisamt

R
rishtey

T
tamanna

U
udasiyan

V
virasat

W
wada

X
xcuse

Y
yaaden

Z
zindagi

Zindagi in hi naamo ka 1 naam hai
Yeh hai zidagi

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Urdu Funny SMS - Latest Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Massage

Urdu Funny SMS - Latest Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Massage



Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

Kis shouq se maine jane ada aakar tera daman pakda tha
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya


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Beghair Mirchon ka salan paka liya maine
Ki ek goongi ko apna bana liya maine
Kisi ne dekh liya jab bhi uske photo ko
To sherwani me fauran chupa liya maine

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Fathers day Greeting, Father day qoutes, Father's day SMS

Fathers day Greeting, Father day qoutes, Father's day SMS





"Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy."(Robert A. Heinlein)

One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters.(George Herbert)

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.(Johann Schiller)

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.( Elizabeth Stone)

"There are 3 stages in a man's life:'My Daddy can whip you Daddy.'
'Aw, Dad, you don't know anything.''My father used to say . . ."(Dwight McSmith)

"A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty." (Unknown)

"My dad has always taught me these words: care and share."( Tiger Woods, U.S. Professional Golfer)

Monday, June 8, 2009

Urdu Funny Sms-Urdu Joke-Urdu Sms

Urdu Funny Sms-Urdu Joke-Urdu Sms




Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.
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Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new
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Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.
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After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

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Friday, June 5, 2009

Urdu SMS-Urdu Barish SMS-Barsaat SMS

Urdu SMS-Urdu Barish SMS-Barsaat SMS



Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain

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Kaisi andheri shaam thi thi us din
Badal bhi ghir kar chaya tha
Raat ki toofani barish me
tu mujh se milne aaya tha
Bhigi bhigi khamoshi me
Main tere ghar tak saath gaya tha

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Urdu SMS-Dard bhara SMS-Sad SMS

Urdu SMS-Dard bhara SMS-Sad SMS



Jo khyal the na qyaas the,wahi log mujh se bichad gay
Jo Mohabbato ke asas the wahi log mujh se bichad gay
jinhe manta nahi dil mera,wahi log hain mere humsafar
Jo mujhe har trah se raas the wahi log mujhse bichad gay
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Khushi mili hans na sake
Gham mila ro na sake
Zinadagi ka yahi dastoor hai
Jise chaha use pa na sake
Aur jise paya use chah na sake


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Funny Sms - Funny Sher

Funny Sms - Funny Sher



Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjey ho gae Faraz!
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Najaney kon hamarey Shampoo main VEET daal gaya...

Funny Sms

Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)

Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine Day Sms| valentine scraps | valentine greetings - Good Collection Of Valentine Day Sms!!!!!!

Valentine Day Sms | valentine greetings - Good Collection Of Valentine Day Sms!!!!!!

Salam Doston,

Mujhe ye mail mere ek dost ne bheja maine socha app logon se share karon

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.

Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.



Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love,

then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.



24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.



Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes....
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...



Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes....
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...







Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!



Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...



If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.



I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you









If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??



Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!



No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday



C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.



Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..









As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer..
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..



All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...



Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........



Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....



Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!







Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..



I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!



D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)



Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!



Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!







U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!



I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....



My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!



Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.



Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!





Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!



Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!



In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!



Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!



U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!







Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'



Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u.

But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.



Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn.

So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u,

never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.



When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u,

Ur heart beats tells u something true,

That some1 sumwher is missing U....!



I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know.

I was questioned on the current President of USA

and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush.

But when I was asked on who I love,

the only answer I can think of, is you.







You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.



Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.

I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..



I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!



Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!



3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Bakrid Sms - Eid ms - Eid Messages - Bakra Id Mubarak - bakrid greetings

Bakrid Sms - Eid ms - Eid Messages - Bakra Id Mubarak

Sabse pehle app sabhi ko Shahid ki taraf se Eid-e-kurban mubarak Ho.

Bakrid SMS#1
Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Eid Mubarak Qubool Ho

Bakrid SMS#2
Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri bhi Eid, Eid ho jaye

Eid SMS#3
Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

Eid SMS#4
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples
around the globe.Eid Mubarik

Eid SMS#5
id leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Eid SMS#6
When my arms can’t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.

Eid SMS#7
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day

Eid SMS#8
May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a very Happy Bakrid Mubarik

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Urdu Funny SMS, Most Funny SMS I have read

Urdu Funny SMS, Most Funny SMS I have read



Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

sabhi hasino ke
diwane naahi hote

har gam ke
fasane naahi hote

har mahtama
sant nahi hota

har msg ka
ant nahi hota

ped pe lage hain aam jake tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai tu khud jod lo

ab gusse se muh na fulou
mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

aur bijli ka bill bachao

mano meri baat nahinto bhaad main jao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao

padana hain SMS padho
nahin tu lal wala button dabao

tumhe jitna pakana tha maine paka liya
ab tum kisi aur ko pakao

itni der se sms pad rahe hu
kuch kha pi ke aao

mera kaam hu gaya
ab tum apna hunar dikaho

tum ne pad liya
ab dusron ko bhi padao

:)

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Urdu sms Sher

Urdu sms Sher



Har ek sajda Maqbol-e-khuda ho jaye
appki dua ke sanq rab ki raza hu jaye
mile appko woh khusyan
ki har gham
app se khafahu jaye

Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS

Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS



Chain se so raha tha main
Ude Kafan mazar main
kisne pata bata diye
yahan bhi stane aa gaye

isqh ki gharayaun ko
tum kya samjho ge aye zalim
ye wo daray hain
jisme sahil bhi dhoob jata hain

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