Sunday, June 28, 2009

Urdu SMS - Shayari SMS - SMS

Urdu SMS - Shayari SMS - SMS


ABCD ME zIDAGI

A
Aitebar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
enayat


F
faisla

G
Gham

H
humdam

I
intezaar

J
Justaju

K
khayal

L
lamhey

M
mohabbat

N
narazgi

O
omeed

P
Piyar

Q
qisamt

R
rishtey

T
tamanna

U
udasiyan

V
virasat

W
wada

X
xcuse

Y
yaaden

Z
zindagi

Zindagi in hi naamo ka 1 naam hai
Yeh hai zidagi

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Urdu Funny SMS - Latest Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Massage

Urdu Funny SMS - Latest Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Massage



Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

Kis shouq se maine jane ada aakar tera daman pakda tha
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya


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Beghair Mirchon ka salan paka liya maine
Ki ek goongi ko apna bana liya maine
Kisi ne dekh liya jab bhi uske photo ko
To sherwani me fauran chupa liya maine

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Fathers day Greeting, Father day qoutes, Father's day SMS

Fathers day Greeting, Father day qoutes, Father's day SMS





"Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy."(Robert A. Heinlein)

One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters.(George Herbert)

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.(Johann Schiller)

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.( Elizabeth Stone)

"There are 3 stages in a man's life:'My Daddy can whip you Daddy.'
'Aw, Dad, you don't know anything.''My father used to say . . ."(Dwight McSmith)

"A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty." (Unknown)

"My dad has always taught me these words: care and share."( Tiger Woods, U.S. Professional Golfer)

Monday, June 8, 2009

Urdu Funny Sms-Urdu Joke-Urdu Sms

Urdu Funny Sms-Urdu Joke-Urdu Sms




Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.
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Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new
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Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.
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After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

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Friday, June 5, 2009

Urdu SMS-Urdu Barish SMS-Barsaat SMS

Urdu SMS-Urdu Barish SMS-Barsaat SMS



Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain

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Kaisi andheri shaam thi thi us din
Badal bhi ghir kar chaya tha
Raat ki toofani barish me
tu mujh se milne aaya tha
Bhigi bhigi khamoshi me
Main tere ghar tak saath gaya tha

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Urdu SMS-Dard bhara SMS-Sad SMS

Urdu SMS-Dard bhara SMS-Sad SMS



Jo khyal the na qyaas the,wahi log mujh se bichad gay
Jo Mohabbato ke asas the wahi log mujh se bichad gay
jinhe manta nahi dil mera,wahi log hain mere humsafar
Jo mujhe har trah se raas the wahi log mujhse bichad gay
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Khushi mili hans na sake
Gham mila ro na sake
Zinadagi ka yahi dastoor hai
Jise chaha use pa na sake
Aur jise paya use chah na sake


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Funny Sms - Funny Sher

Funny Sms - Funny Sher



Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjey ho gae Faraz!
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Najaney kon hamarey Shampoo main VEET daal gaya...

Funny Sms

Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)

Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine Day Sms| valentine scraps | valentine greetings - Good Collection Of Valentine Day Sms!!!!!!

Valentine Day Sms | valentine greetings - Good Collection Of Valentine Day Sms!!!!!!

Salam Doston,

Mujhe ye mail mere ek dost ne bheja maine socha app logon se share karon

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care.

Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.



Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love,

then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.



24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.



Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes....
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...



Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes....
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...







Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!



Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...



If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.



I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you









If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??



Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!



No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday



C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.



Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..









As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer..
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..



All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...



Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........



Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....



Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!







Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..



I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!



D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)



Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!



Q:Wat is luv?
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*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!







U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!



I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....



My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!



Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.



Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!





Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!



Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!



In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!



Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!



U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!







Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'



Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u.

But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.



Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn.

So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u,

never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.



When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u,

Ur heart beats tells u something true,

That some1 sumwher is missing U....!



I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know.

I was questioned on the current President of USA

and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush.

But when I was asked on who I love,

the only answer I can think of, is you.







You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.



Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.

I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..



I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!



Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!



3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Bakrid Sms - Eid ms - Eid Messages - Bakra Id Mubarak - bakrid greetings

Bakrid Sms - Eid ms - Eid Messages - Bakra Id Mubarak

Sabse pehle app sabhi ko Shahid ki taraf se Eid-e-kurban mubarak Ho.

Bakrid SMS#1
Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Eid Mubarak Qubool Ho

Bakrid SMS#2
Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri bhi Eid, Eid ho jaye

Eid SMS#3
Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid

Eid SMS#4
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples
around the globe.Eid Mubarik

Eid SMS#5
id leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Eid SMS#6
When my arms can’t reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allah’s peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.

Eid SMS#7
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day

Eid SMS#8
May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a very Happy Bakrid Mubarik

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Urdu Funny SMS, Most Funny SMS I have read

Urdu Funny SMS, Most Funny SMS I have read



Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

sabhi hasino ke
diwane naahi hote

har gam ke
fasane naahi hote

har mahtama
sant nahi hota

har msg ka
ant nahi hota

ped pe lage hain aam jake tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai tu khud jod lo

ab gusse se muh na fulou
mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

aur bijli ka bill bachao

mano meri baat nahinto bhaad main jao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao

padana hain SMS padho
nahin tu lal wala button dabao

tumhe jitna pakana tha maine paka liya
ab tum kisi aur ko pakao

itni der se sms pad rahe hu
kuch kha pi ke aao

mera kaam hu gaya
ab tum apna hunar dikaho

tum ne pad liya
ab dusron ko bhi padao

:)

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Urdu sms Sher

Urdu sms Sher



Har ek sajda Maqbol-e-khuda ho jaye
appki dua ke sanq rab ki raza hu jaye
mile appko woh khusyan
ki har gham
app se khafahu jaye

Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS

Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS



Chain se so raha tha main
Ude Kafan mazar main
kisne pata bata diye
yahan bhi stane aa gaye

isqh ki gharayaun ko
tum kya samjho ge aye zalim
ye wo daray hain
jisme sahil bhi dhoob jata hain

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Bhojpori SMS

Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Bhojpori SMS

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai!!!!! ;)


Monday, August 4, 2008

Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Girl Friend SMS

Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Girl Friend SMS



Bhakt - Bhagwan! Mujhe dard De, dukh de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan - Abe!!! paheli kyon bhuja raha hai sale, ek line main bol na Girl Friend chaiye!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Friendship Day SMS - Friendship Messages - Friendship Day Quotes - Friendship Day E Cards

Friendship Day SMS - Friendship Messages - Friendship Day Quotes - Friendship Day E Cards



Friendship Day SMS

Tie this to your Hand:

---********(friend)********---

I am the first Friend of u to tie The Friendship Band....

"Happy Friendship day"

Friendship Day Quotes

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle
Of all the things which wisdom provides to make life entirely happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship. - Epicurus
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides
The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone. - George Eliot
One can live magnificently in this world if one knows how to work and how to love. - Leo Tolstoy
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant. - Unknown

Friendship Day E Card

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny SMS - Urdu Sardar SMS Massages

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny SMS - Urdu Sardar SMS Massages



Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta...............
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Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Urdu Love SMS - Urdu Sher SMS - Love SMS

Urdu Love SMS - Urdu Sher SMS - Love SMS



Lagta nahi ke sath nibhae ga dair tak,
Lekin wo mujh ko bhool na paega dair tak. . .
Jo bhi qareeb aae ga us ke use zaror,
wo meri dastan sunae ga dair tak. . .
Dhonde ga wo mujhe inhi galiyon me aik din,
Dhonde ga or muJh ko na paae ga dair tak. . .
Me sahilon ki rait pe likhon ga us ka naam,
Wo paani pe naqsh banae ga dair tak. . .
Kis haal me hon us k baad me,
Sun kar use yaqeen na aaega dair tak......................

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS

Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS



1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono'n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
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Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ... :)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu Joke Sms - Free Urdu SMS - Free Funny Urdu SMS

Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu Joke Sms - Free Urdu SMS - Free Funny Urdu SMS




Always
Hanso
Jiyo
Muskurao

Kia Pata
"
"
"
"
"
"
Kal
"
"
"
"
Daant Hon Na
Hoon
'****'
((@..@))
( )He He He
...

Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS - Free Funny Urdu SMS

Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS - Free Funny Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu Joke Sms




Saray Gawahoo Aur Bayano Ko
Madeh nazar Rakte Hwe
Panel Court Dafa 420
K Teht Msg Parnay Walay Mujrim Ko
Msg Na
Baijne K Jurm May
*Kanjoos*
Teherati Hay!!!!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Urdu SMS - Hindi Sardar SMS - Hindi Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu SMS - Hindi Sardar SMS - Hindi Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMS



Auto Wala:
Saab!30 Rupee Hue

Sardar:
Le 15 Rupee

Auto Wala:
Saab,Ye To Baimani He

Sardar:
Abe Baimani Kaisi?
Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai

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Sardarji, Tell Me
What Is The Meaning Of SMS?
Sardar Angrily Said:
I Know
It Means..
S - Sardaron Ke
M - Mazak Udane Ki
S - Service



Urdu SMS - Cute SMS - Hindi SMS - Lovely Sms

Urdu SMS - Cute SMS - Hindi SMS - Lovely SMS - Urdu Funny SMS



,////,
( “._.” )
>”)(”<
,(”)(”),
Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu
Melko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kishiko Meli Yad Ni Aati

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Urdu SMS - Urdu Free SMS - Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu SMS, Urdu Free SMS, Urdu Funny SMS



Mere pass Mobile hai, nokia, smasung, black berry, n series hai,

Tumhare pass kya.....

...........
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...........
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Mere Pass.....

Mere Pass Sim Card Hai....

Urdu SMS - Hindi SMS - Urdu Free SMS - Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu SMS, Hindi SMS, Urdu Free SMS, Urdu Funny SMS - Bhidu SMS



Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,

Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,

Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,

Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,

Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH


YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)