Pyar SMS, Pyar Funny SMS, Urdu Pyar SMS

Free Pyar SMS, Read Pyar Funny SMS, Urdu Pyar(love) SMS

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

Free Urdu SmS, Funny Urdu SMS

Kehna tu tha unse ki agar hu sake tu "dil se dil mila lo",
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo".

Funny Eid SMS, Eid Ul Fitar SMS

Ye Khusbowon se kab talak dil ko bhehloge
Koi Kehta Nahi iss ka kya matlab hain.
Juma Juma Tu Nahate Nahi hu tum.
Wada Karo Iss Barr Eid Main Zaroor Nahaoge. ;)

Romantic SMS, Urdu Romance SMS

1) Jab Bhi Jalta hain Diya ab mere Astane par
Ajab Khumar cha jata hain is deewane par
Yaad Aa hi jata hain wo bewafa mehbbob.
Rask Karte the dost jiske dostane par.

2) Ye wo baag hain jisme kante bahut milenge tumhain.
Bach bach kar chalna, chal chal kar sambhalna.
Ungli hi nahi dil bhi kat jata
Khhon se jisko sinchna padta hain humain.


3) Ab aa hi gaye hu jo is abyaar main.
Bhaitu, thoda maaza bhi le lo.
Aisa na hu ki tuhmat dain log hamain.
Do gaaz zameen bhi na mili koe-yaar-main.

Urdu SMS 2011, Latest Urdu SMS

Ek baar mere aur tiger ke beech main fight hu gayi...
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Are Sirf 1411 Hi bache hain India main?.
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Save Tiger..
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Nahi Tu Tumhe Tu mallom hi hai mere Gussa... :)

Latest Eid Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMS

App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat
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Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain
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Saf Safai Ke Liye.
... MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu...aur safai ke kapde sath layen.
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.Eid Mubarak

Free Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - ANNA SMS

News: Indian Government ne 25 paise ke coins band Kiya.

Reason: Guess??

Anyone????

Nahi Maloom????
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Are Jab Woh Kog Ek Anna Ko control nahi kar paye tu char Anna Ko Kaise Control Karenge?

Eid Funny SMS, Eid SMS

Ab bus Eid ke kapden hi lene baki hain.
Ab Bus Eid ke kapden hi lena baki hain.
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Jote Ke Jhool To Juma main hi Ho gaya ;).

Hindi SMS 140 Character

Most of the free sms sending sites allows only 140 Character of free sms to be sent via there websites. So here is Hindi SMS with only 140 Character.

Jab Bhi main tere samne hota hun.
Na Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta hain.
Ye waqt Yanhi tham jaye.
Zamana Na Jane Kyun Itna Tez Bheta Hain.

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Jab Bhi Ata hain tera naam mere naam ke sath,
Log Jal Jal Kar Khakh Hue Jate Hain.
Udtha Hain Dil Se Jaise Dhuwan.
Bus woh Chone se hi Rakh hue Jate hain.

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Na Jane Kyon ek baat mere dil main kab se atki hain.
Sayad wo tum hi tu jo ajj tak mujh se lepti hain.
Nahi sone deta ye khalipan mujh ko.
Kabhi anso...khabi rona, khabhi sisiki hain

Urdu Shayari SMS

1) Ab tu Itni bhi Maiyasar Nahi Maikhana Main
Jitni Khabhi Hum Chod Dete the paikhane main

2)Ye Ishq nahi asan bus itna smajh lijiye
Din bhar sms karna hain,
Bada Bada bill bharna hain.

3) Jab bhi ati hain unke lab pe hansi.
Dil ko lagta hain bus ab aur nahi aur nahi.
Isse pe pehle jab bhi woh hansi hain.
mar mar ke phir se jena padta hain.

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Dosti SMS, New SMS On Dosti

1) Dil ke mamle main me hum thode kache hain
magar dosti ke mamle main hum bahut hi sache hain

Aur kissi cheez ka Itabar hum ko nahi
Lekin Hum ye Jante hain Ki sabhi Dost Hamare Sache Hain

2) Hum ye Mante hain Ko dost hamare ache hain
Dil ke bade hi wo sache hain

Lekin jab bhi ayi bari bill dene ki
Kehte hain kahan Kamate hain, Abhi tu hum Bache hain...

Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin...

Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.

Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.

Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....

Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,
Aur Ladke se Kaha:
"Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?"

Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): "Aunty!" "Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai
Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

Urdu SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Image SMS

Urdu SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu Image SMS


Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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hmmmmm.....!!!

Urdu Funny SMS, Joke SMS

Urdu Funny SMS, Joke SMS


Salam,

9876543210

Ye Mera

Airtel Ka "Naya"


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Number
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Pagal
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ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hain.....

Ab Bewakufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna...

Urdu Love SMS, Urdu Romantic SMS

Urdu Love SMS, Urdu Romantic SMS
Labz ki Hera Pheri dekhi,

Duniya ka sabse Payara Jumla:

Magar, Main tum Se Pyaar Karta Hun.....

Ab,

Duniya ka sabse Ghamghin Jumla:

Main tum Se Pyaar Karta Hun.....Magar.....


Dekha App ne Ek Labz kya se kya kar deta hain.....


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Waise appka kya kehana hain....

Urdu Funny SMS, Bhaiye SMS

Ajj Ki breaking news : National Park main ek sher ne ek Bhaiye ko maar dala....

Save bhaiyas only.... 6,75,45,384567 left in Mumbai.

Santa Banta SMS Jokes, Funny SMS Jokes

Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.

Banta -: Kon se film Yaar?

Santa -: "Kaminey"

Urdu Funny SMS, Hindi Funny SMS, Octopus Paul Baba SMS

Octopus Paul Baba ne bhavishwani ki hain ki...

Next cricket world cup Jitne wali team

hogi...

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Are niche kya dekh rahe hu...

ye ek afwah hain..

Octopus Paul Baba cricket nahi dekte.


:)

Urdu SMS, Funny SMS, Friends SMS

Lakhon Mashghalay Hain Jo Mujh ko Masroof Rakhtey Hain,

Doston Tum Aisay "dheet" Ho Ki Phir Bhi Yaad Aatay Ho...

Main Kam se kam SMS to Kar deta hun...

Aur tum log akele akele Padne ke maze udate hu.....