Urdu SMS - Shayari SMS - SMS

ABCD ME zIDAGI

A
Aitebar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
enayat


F
faisla

G
Gham

H
humdam

I
intezaar

J
Justaju

K
khayal

L
lamhey

M
mohabbat

N
narazgi

O
omeed

P
Piyar

Q
qisamt

R
rishtey

T
tamanna

U
udasiyan

V
virasat

W
wada

X
xcuse

Y
yaaden

Z
zindagi

Zindagi in hi naamo ka 1 naam hai
Yeh hai zidagi

Urdu Funny SMS - Latest Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Massage

Tere Pyar ki chabhi mil na saki,mere dil ka tala toot gaya
Thane me report likhwadi hai,mujhe ghar ka bhedi loot gaya

Ek tala hoto khol bhi loon is dar pe to hain lakhon tale
Tale pe nazar allah ki hai chabhi ka nasiba phoot gaya

Is shakal ka hal sochne ko lohar bhi mere saath gaya
Mere paas na jab nikle paise lohar bhi mujhse rooth gaya

Kis shouq se maine jane ada aakar tera daman pakda tha
Jab teri mummi ne dekh liya mere hath se daman choot gaya

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain
kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gaya


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Beghair Mirchon ka salan paka liya maine
Ki ek goongi ko apna bana liya maine
Kisi ne dekh liya jab bhi uske photo ko
To sherwani me fauran chupa liya maine

Fathers day Greeting, Father day qoutes, Father's day SMS

"Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy."(Robert A. Heinlein)

One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters.(George Herbert)

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.(Johann Schiller)

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.( Elizabeth Stone)

"There are 3 stages in a man's life:'My Daddy can whip you Daddy.'
'Aw, Dad, you don't know anything.''My father used to say . . ."(Dwight McSmith)

"A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty." (Unknown)

"My dad has always taught me these words: care and share."( Tiger Woods, U.S. Professional Golfer)

Urdu Funny Sms-Urdu Joke-Urdu Sms

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.
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Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new
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Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.
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After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

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Urdu SMS-Urdu Barish SMS-Barsaat SMS

Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain

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Kaisi andheri shaam thi thi us din
Badal bhi ghir kar chaya tha
Raat ki toofani barish me
tu mujh se milne aaya tha
Bhigi bhigi khamoshi me
Main tere ghar tak saath gaya tha

Urdu SMS-Dard bhara SMS-Sad SMS

Jo khyal the na qyaas the,wahi log mujh se bichad gay
Jo Mohabbato ke asas the wahi log mujh se bichad gay
jinhe manta nahi dil mera,wahi log hain mere humsafar
Jo mujhe har trah se raas the wahi log mujhse bichad gay
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Khushi mili hans na sake
Gham mila ro na sake
Zinadagi ka yahi dastoor hai
Jise chaha use pa na sake
Aur jise paya use chah na sake