Eid Whatsapp Status Messages

Here are few eid Whatsapp messages you can have, check out.

1) Ho jay har dua qubool AAPKI yehi hai umeed
Gham ho door aapse, aur khusiyaun Hu Nazdeek
Dunya ke Har kaam me ho aapki jeet......
Dil ki gehraiyoun se kehte hai Mubarak ho aapko *"EID"*

2) Eid ka chand nazar aa gaya.
Kash Kal tum bhi Nazar aa jao.

3) Sher Khurma khate hi jo mithas munh main pheli
Yun Laga jaise kissi ne dil se Eid mubarak Kaha.

Baap Beta Whatsapp SMS

Cute Answer:
School mein admission ke liye interview hu Raha tha:
Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ?
Thoda rok kar.....
........
(Cute answer)....
Boy : jo bhi mummy bolti hain

Miya Biwi Whatsapp Joke SMS

Ek Jagah Maruti 800 Car kee nilami ho rhi the. Boli lagi...
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh

Husband : Akhir is khataara gaadi me aisa kya hai Jo itni Kimat?

Seller : Bhai iske 19 accident hu chuke hain, har bar sirf biwi mari hai....

Husband : (josh main) iski maa ki
...... 1 crore ...... !!!

Funny Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Ek ziddee murge ko uske maaalik ne pinjre main bandh kar diya.
Murgaa itnaa ziddi tha ki peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.
Maalik ne usko fir se pinjre main bandh kar diya.
Lekin murga toh ziddi tha. Woh phir se peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.
Uske malik ko gussa aaya. Usne murge ko kaat ke, pakka ke, khaa gaya.
Lekin Murga to ziddi tha....
.....
.....

Mashur Ashar

Sach kahuon tu Mojhko Ye Unwan bura Lagta Hai
Zulm Sehta Hua Insaan Bora lagta hai.

kis qadar ho gaye MASHROOF ye dunya apni
ek din theray to "MEHMAN" bura lagta hai.

unki khdmat to bahut door hal ye hai yahan
boodhay "MAA BAAP" ka farman bura lagta hai.

Mere ALLAH meri NASLON ko ZILLAT se nikal
itni Zillat main "MUSALMAN" bura lagta hai.