Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin...

Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.

Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.

Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....

Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,
Aur Ladke se Kaha:
"Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?"

Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): "Aunty!" "Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai
Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

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Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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hmmmmm.....!!!

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Lakhon Mashghalay Hain Jo Mujh ko Masroof Rakhtey Hain,

Doston Tum Aisay "dheet" Ho Ki Phir Bhi Yaad Aatay Ho...

Main Kam se kam SMS to Kar deta hun...

Aur tum log akele akele Padne ke maze udate hu.....

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Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Kuch keh nahi sakta,
Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta,
Kash wo samaj pata is dil ki awaz,
Ki koi hai jo bin
Tumhare reh nahi Sakta..........

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1)  Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon De Rahain Hain?

Lion (Ajit) : Very Simple Robert, Zamana Prepaid ka hai, Pehle Saza Bhugtu Bad main Galti Karo.

2)  Do Mendak Baat Kar Rahe the:

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Dosra : Tarrrrr Tarrrrr Tarrrrr

Pehla : Yaar Kuch bhi kar topic mat change kar

Inn SMS ko free main apne doston main bhejne ke liye www.freevoipcalls.org par jaiye aur Free SMS search kijiye.

Urdu SMS - Shayari SMS - SMS

ABCD ME zIDAGI

A
Aitebar

B
Bharosa

C
Chahat

D
Dosti

E
enayat


F
faisla

G
Gham

H
humdam

I
intezaar

J
Justaju

K
khayal

L
lamhey

M
mohabbat

N
narazgi

O
omeed

P
Piyar

Q
qisamt

R
rishtey

T
tamanna

U
udasiyan

V
virasat

W
wada

X
xcuse

Y
yaaden

Z
zindagi

Zindagi in hi naamo ka 1 naam hai
Yeh hai zidagi

Urdu SMS-Urdu Barish SMS-Barsaat SMS

Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain

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Kaisi andheri shaam thi thi us din
Badal bhi ghir kar chaya tha
Raat ki toofani barish me
tu mujh se milne aaya tha
Bhigi bhigi khamoshi me
Main tere ghar tak saath gaya tha

Urdu SMS-Dard bhara SMS-Sad SMS

Jo khyal the na qyaas the,wahi log mujh se bichad gay
Jo Mohabbato ke asas the wahi log mujh se bichad gay
jinhe manta nahi dil mera,wahi log hain mere humsafar
Jo mujhe har trah se raas the wahi log mujhse bichad gay
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Khushi mili hans na sake
Gham mila ro na sake
Zinadagi ka yahi dastoor hai
Jise chaha use pa na sake
Aur jise paya use chah na sake

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Chain se so raha tha main
Ude Kafan mazar main
kisne pata bata diye
yahan bhi stane aa gaye

isqh ki gharayaun ko
tum kya samjho ge aye zalim
ye wo daray hain
jisme sahil bhi dhoob jata hain

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1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono'n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
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Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ... :)

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Mere pass Mobile hai, nokia, smasung, black berry, n series hai,

Tumhare pass kya.....

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Mere Pass.....

Mere Pass Sim Card Hai....

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Urdu SMS, Hindi SMS, Urdu Free SMS, Urdu Funny SMS - Bhidu SMS

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,

Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,

Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,

Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,

Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH


YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)

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1) Jo Jaldi mile woh hai gum,
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP Ka SMS :)

2) Life is like math...
Life is like math....
Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushyon ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao


please post all your Urdu SMS/ Hindi SMS Here in the comments with your name, I will post them with your name on my blog....

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1) Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha

2) Dosti Karo College wali se,
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
........aur maar khao ger wali se.

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Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,

Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,

socha tumko Bandar keh doon....

magar us kambakht mein bhi Dimagh hay..;-)

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Pe-peep Pe"peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep Pe'peep
Pe,peep
Ghng ghngg
P-peep
Pe'peep
Pe"peep
Pe'peep


SAMNE SAY
HATJA

SMS

AA RAHA HEY

AAP KOo?o. ;->

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Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta

Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Urdu Joke SMS

Wada To Nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaneki,
Koshish Yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge,
zarurat aa padi to dilse pukarna,
hum hagte bhi hunge to bina dhoye hi chale ayenge