Baap Beta Whatsapp SMS

Cute Answer:
School mein admission ke liye interview hu Raha tha:
Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ?
Thoda rok kar.....
........
(Cute answer)....
Boy : jo bhi mummy bolti hain

Miya Biwi Whatsapp Joke SMS

Ek Jagah Maruti 800 Car kee nilami ho rhi the. Boli lagi...
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh

Husband : Akhir is khataara gaadi me aisa kya hai Jo itni Kimat?

Seller : Bhai iske 19 accident hu chuke hain, har bar sirf biwi mari hai....

Husband : (josh main) iski maa ki
...... 1 crore ...... !!!