Urdu SMS, Funny SMS, Friends SMS

Lakhon Mashghalay Hain Jo Mujh ko Masroof Rakhtey Hain,

Doston Tum Aisay "dheet" Ho Ki Phir Bhi Yaad Aatay Ho...

Main Kam se kam SMS to Kar deta hun...

Aur tum log akele akele Padne ke maze udate hu.....

Funny SMS, Cool SMS, Free SMS, Funny Urdu SMS

Today is Underwear Day

Tumne ajj konsi underwear pahni hain

Tell me the colour

No reply means......
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no underwear
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Reply with the colour soon :)

Funny Sms - Funny Sher

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjey ho gae Faraz!
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Najaney kon hamarey Shampoo main VEET daal gaya...

Funny Sms

Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny SMS - Urdu Sardar SMS Massages

Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta...............
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Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.

Funny SMS Joke - Shayari SMS

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!