Free Urdu SmS, Funny Urdu SMS

Kehna tu tha unse ki agar hu sake tu "dil se dil mila lo",
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo".

Friendship Sms, Funny Urdu SMS, Funny Sher, Sher SMS, Shayari SMS

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bhadkar kuch nahin.....

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Main kehta hun.....

hain

na........

Dollars $

Pounds

Dinars


2) Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....

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Today is Underwear Day

Tumne ajj konsi underwear pahni hain

Tell me the colour

No reply means......
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no underwear
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Reply with the colour soon :)

Urdu Funny SMS, Most Funny SMS I have read

Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

sabhi hasino ke
diwane naahi hote

har gam ke
fasane naahi hote

har mahtama
sant nahi hota

har msg ka
ant nahi hota

ped pe lage hain aam jake tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya hai tu khud jod lo

ab gusse se muh na fulou
mentos khao dimag ki batti jalao

aur bijli ka bill bachao

mano meri baat nahinto bhaad main jao
bahut ho gaya ab mera dimag mat khao

padana hain SMS padho
nahin tu lal wala button dabao

tumhe jitna pakana tha maine paka liya
ab tum kisi aur ko pakao

itni der se sms pad rahe hu
kuch kha pi ke aao

mera kaam hu gaya
ab tum apna hunar dikaho

tum ne pad liya
ab dusron ko bhi padao

:)

Urdu Funny SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Bhojpori SMS

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai!!!!! ;)

Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono'n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
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Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ... :)

Urdu SMS - Urdu Joke SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu SMS

1) Jo Jaldi mile woh hai gum,
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,
jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,
jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP Ka SMS :)

2) Life is like math...
Life is like math....
Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro,
khushyon ko multiply kro,
Gham ko divide kro,
aur hamesha muskrao


please post all your Urdu SMS/ Hindi SMS Here in the comments with your name, I will post them with your name on my blog....

Urdu SMS - Urdu Joke SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu SMS

1) Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha

2) Dosti Karo College wali se,
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
........aur maar khao ger wali se.

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Urdu SMS - Free Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMS

Pe-peep Pe"peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep Pe'peep
Pe,peep
Ghng ghngg
P-peep
Pe'peep
Pe"peep
Pe'peep


SAMNE SAY
HATJA

SMS

AA RAHA HEY

AAP KOo?o. ;->

Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Eid SMS

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urdu sms - urdu sms shayari - urdu sms sher

kuchh ishq thaa kuchh majabuurii thii so maine jiivan vaar diyaa
main kaisaa zindaa aadamii thaa ik shaKhs ne mujh ko maar diyaa
ye sajaa sajaayaa ghar saaqii merii zaat nahiin meraa haal nahiin
ai kaash kabhii tum jaan sako jo us sukh ne aazaar diyaa
main Khulii huii ik sachchaaii mujhe jaanane vaale jaanate hain
main ne kin logon se nafrat kii aur kin logon se pyaar kiyaa
vo ishq bahut mushkil thaa magar aasaan na thaa yuN jiinaa bhii
us ishq ne zindaa rahane kaa mujhe zarf diyaa pindaar diyaa
ik sabz shaaKh gulaab kii thaa ik duniyaa apane pyaar kii thaa
vo ek bahaar jo aaii nahiin us ke liye sab kuchh haar diyaa
main rotaa huuN aur aasmaan se taare TuuTate dekhataa huN
un logon par jin logon ne mere logon ko aazaar diyaa
vo yaar hon yaa mehboob mere yaa kabhii kabhii milane vaale
ik lazzat sab ke milane mein vo zaKhm diyaa yaa pyaar diyaa

Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Sardar SMS

3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.

Policeman gives hand to stop....

sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....