Eid Whatsapp Status Messages

Here are few eid Whatsapp messages you can have, check out.

1) Ho jay har dua qubool AAPKI yehi hai umeed
Gham ho door aapse, aur khusiyaun Hu Nazdeek
Dunya ke Har kaam me ho aapki jeet......
Dil ki gehraiyoun se kehte hai Mubarak ho aapko *"EID"*

2) Eid ka chand nazar aa gaya.
Kash Kal tum bhi Nazar aa jao.

3) Sher Khurma khate hi jo mithas munh main pheli
Yun Laga jaise kissi ne dil se Eid mubarak Kaha.

Baap Beta Whatsapp SMS

Cute Answer:
School mein admission ke liye interview hu Raha tha:
Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ?
Thoda rok kar.....
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(Cute answer)....
Boy : jo bhi mummy bolti hain

Miya Biwi Whatsapp Joke SMS

Ek Jagah Maruti 800 Car kee nilami ho rhi the. Boli lagi...
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh

Husband : Akhir is khataara gaadi me aisa kya hai Jo itni Kimat?

Seller : Bhai iske 19 accident hu chuke hain, har bar sirf biwi mari hai....

Husband : (josh main) iski maa ki
...... 1 crore ...... !!!

Funny Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Ek ziddee murge ko uske maaalik ne pinjre main bandh kar diya.
Murgaa itnaa ziddi tha ki peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.
Maalik ne usko fir se pinjre main bandh kar diya.
Lekin murga toh ziddi tha. Woh phir se peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.
Uske malik ko gussa aaya. Usne murge ko kaat ke, pakka ke, khaa gaya.
Lekin Murga to ziddi tha....
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Mashur Ashar

Sach kahuon tu Mojhko Ye Unwan bura Lagta Hai
Zulm Sehta Hua Insaan Bora lagta hai.

kis qadar ho gaye MASHROOF ye dunya apni
ek din theray to "MEHMAN" bura lagta hai.

unki khdmat to bahut door hal ye hai yahan
boodhay "MAA BAAP" ka farman bura lagta hai.

Mere ALLAH meri NASLON ko ZILLAT se nikal
itni Zillat main "MUSALMAN" bura lagta hai.

Anniversary Quotes For Parents | Marriage Anniversary SMS

1) We hope you both love each other,
Like you have done from Last so many years,

The life should only bring joy to your life,
And I wish in your life, there is no tear, no tear.....

2) I wish I could be there to see
That how you both married each other.
Then I think I am lucky by seeing,
How you both celebrate Marriage together.

Quotes On Friendship | Friendship SMS in Urdu

1) The first time when I talked to you,
 I know you are gonna be special for me.
But I was not having this much Idea That.
I will be you, you will be me.

2) When I saw you daily, My time goes well.
And when I didn't my friend, Its goes like hell.

3) Jab bhi tumko dekhta hun ae dost, Mera Waqt Acha Guzarat hain.
Lekin Jab bhi tumko na dekhon, Waqt Katne Ko Dorta Hain.

Pyar SMS, Pyar Funny SMS, Urdu Pyar SMS

Free Pyar SMS, Read Pyar Funny SMS, Urdu Pyar(love) SMS

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

Free Urdu SmS, Funny Urdu SMS

Kehna tu tha unse ki agar hu sake tu "dil se dil mila lo",
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo".

Funny Eid SMS, Eid Ul Fitar SMS

Ye Khusbowon se kab talak dil ko bhehloge
Koi Kehta Nahi iss ka kya matlab hain.
Juma Juma Tu Nahate Nahi hu tum.
Wada Karo Iss Barr Eid Main Zaroor Nahaoge. ;)

Romantic SMS, Urdu Romance SMS

1) Jab Bhi Jalta hain Diya ab mere Astane par
Ajab Khumar cha jata hain is deewane par
Yaad Aa hi jata hain wo bewafa mehbbob.
Rask Karte the dost jiske dostane par.

2) Ye wo baag hain jisme kante bahut milenge tumhain.
Bach bach kar chalna, chal chal kar sambhalna.
Ungli hi nahi dil bhi kat jata
Khhon se jisko sinchna padta hain humain.


3) Ab aa hi gaye hu jo is abyaar main.
Bhaitu, thoda maaza bhi le lo.
Aisa na hu ki tuhmat dain log hamain.
Do gaaz zameen bhi na mili koe-yaar-main.

Urdu SMS 2011, Latest Urdu SMS

Ek baar mere aur tiger ke beech main fight hu gayi...
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Main Bhag Gaye
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Are Sirf 1411 Hi bache hain India main?.
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Save Tiger..
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Nahi Tu Tumhe Tu mallom hi hai mere Gussa... :)

Latest Eid Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMS

App Sabhi Khawateen wa Hazraat
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Hamre Ghar par Kal Invite Kiye Jate Hain
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Saf Safai Ke Liye.
... MaharBani Karke Apne Apne Jhadu...aur safai ke kapde sath layen.
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.Eid Mubarak

Free Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - ANNA SMS

News: Indian Government ne 25 paise ke coins band Kiya.

Reason: Guess??

Anyone????

Nahi Maloom????
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Are Jab Woh Kog Ek Anna Ko control nahi kar paye tu char Anna Ko Kaise Control Karenge?

Eid Funny SMS, Eid SMS

Ab bus Eid ke kapden hi lene baki hain.
Ab Bus Eid ke kapden hi lena baki hain.
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Jote Ke Jhool To Juma main hi Ho gaya ;).

Hindi SMS 140 Character

Most of the free sms sending sites allows only 140 Character of free sms to be sent via there websites. So here is Hindi SMS with only 140 Character.

Jab Bhi main tere samne hota hun.
Na Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta hain.
Ye waqt Yanhi tham jaye.
Zamana Na Jane Kyun Itna Tez Bheta Hain.

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Jab Bhi Ata hain tera naam mere naam ke sath,
Log Jal Jal Kar Khakh Hue Jate Hain.
Udtha Hain Dil Se Jaise Dhuwan.
Bus woh Chone se hi Rakh hue Jate hain.

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Na Jane Kyon ek baat mere dil main kab se atki hain.
Sayad wo tum hi tu jo ajj tak mujh se lepti hain.
Nahi sone deta ye khalipan mujh ko.
Kabhi anso...khabi rona, khabhi sisiki hain

Urdu Shayari SMS

1) Ab tu Itni bhi Maiyasar Nahi Maikhana Main
Jitni Khabhi Hum Chod Dete the paikhane main

2)Ye Ishq nahi asan bus itna smajh lijiye
Din bhar sms karna hain,
Bada Bada bill bharna hain.

3) Jab bhi ati hain unke lab pe hansi.
Dil ko lagta hain bus ab aur nahi aur nahi.
Isse pe pehle jab bhi woh hansi hain.
mar mar ke phir se jena padta hain.

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Dosti SMS, New SMS On Dosti

1) Dil ke mamle main me hum thode kache hain
magar dosti ke mamle main hum bahut hi sache hain

Aur kissi cheez ka Itabar hum ko nahi
Lekin Hum ye Jante hain Ki sabhi Dost Hamare Sache Hain

2) Hum ye Mante hain Ko dost hamare ache hain
Dil ke bade hi wo sache hain

Lekin jab bhi ayi bari bill dene ki
Kehte hain kahan Kamate hain, Abhi tu hum Bache hain...

Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin...

Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.

Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.

Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....

Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS

Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki,
Aur Ladke se Kaha:
"Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?"

Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): "Aunty!" "Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai
Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.